Oh Mah Gordness

Please do not steal that word without askin'! I made it up maself. Even though a friend said people already said it, I swear I'd never heard it before I started sayin' it this weekend. Same thing with chiz...
Anyway, I'm just here to post up a present! For GERTRUDE! THAT'S NOT YOUR REAL NAME BUT I'M CALLIN' YOU GERTRUDE! I can make another one layta... Mwuahahahahahaaaa!
Anyway, here. If you want to use it in-or-as something, ask Gertrude, not me. (BeatleChick. I'll link to her later...somehow...someday....)

Shane Dawson, Roger Daltrey, Paul McCartney, and Derrel. XD Epicness. ALL FO' YOOOUUUU!
Anyway, yeah. I'll get started on that special surprise nah! (Also, I have to get "This is the Best Burrito I've ever Eaten" on my iPod....)
*snaps and explodes*

Okay... Okay...um... Wait... What?

I'm distracted today.
HAPPEH SWEET 16 COURTNEY! SISTER OF MINE WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I HAVE A BLOG!
Anyway, I remodeled my page a bit! Click the picture and you'll (I think) go to the website of my favorite celebrity. I think. I don't know. Also, I'm gonna have a monthly poll. This month is "What's your clique?" My vote was "I don't believe in cliques." I think they're stupid and people can hang out with whoever they want to hang out with. But, that's just me.
Anyway, here's a cast list of people and stuff! If you don't know enough about them, got to that blog I linked to a few posts back. I'm too lazy to remember the URL but it's there. It's Ally's blog, or as she calls herself, Alice Rocker. She has descriptions of all the people I haven't explained on here yet.
Anyway, cast list for Rocky Horror! Act 1 will be up as soon as I ask her. Or, y'know, she comments on here.
*nudge nudge wink wink*

Pedra as Dr. Frank-N-Furter: A scientist. Main antagonist. Frank is a flamboyant, Mexican, angry, hedonistic transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania; a pansexual mad scientist.

Scarlet as Janet Weiss: A heroine. Pushy and dangerous. Janet who doesn’t like singing, and always carries pepper spray, thinks her fianc? is a moron.

Louis as Brad Majors: A hero. The clean-cut fianc? of Janet Weiss. Awkward and out of step, he finds himself in situations never before experienced. (Heh, ish true)

Terry as Riff Raff: A handyman. Frank's minion and Magenta's brother.

Anna as Magenta: A domestic. Riff Raff's sister.

Scarlett as Columbia: A groupie. A tap dancer. Self-proclaimed lover of Frank, and formerly involved with Eddie.

Todd as Dr. Everett Scott: A rival scientist. Brad and Janet's high school science teacher, now a government scientist searching for extraterrestrial life.

Sam: Rocky Horror: A creation. Blond-haired and tanned, Rocky is mute except for his musical numbers. Rocky's singing voice was dubbed over by Trevor White.

Jen (that's me! XD [uDUNwannaKNO]) as The Criminologist: An expert. The film's narrator.

Jake as Eddie: An ex-delivery boy. Columbia's former boyfriend, partial brain donor for Rocky, nephew to Dr. Scott, and eventually, Dr. Frank-N-Furter's dinner

She re-wrote the cast list so it'd fit the actual actors...
Anyway, today we were at Olive Garden and I was enjoying the rolly chair and I explained how un-classy that was. Then the birthday girl explains how I'm already wearing a Green Day t-shirt and didn't bother to brush my hair, so it would be a little late for class. That's when I pointed out that, hey, at least I pulled my pant legs down over my knee-high converse this time!
So, anyway, we had cake. Yum yum cake. She got stuff. Yay yay stuff. I finished two books and felt sympathy for a friend who's...erm... who was it who died? Ah, crap. I feel bad now. Ah, well, somebody died. Poor her. Please send your prayers. Someone else had a bad day or something and didn't explain...
Ah, well. Anywho, I have Rocky Horror songs on my extremely-old-doesn't-even-have-a-screen-just-a-"On"-"Off"-"Shuffle"-switch-and-a-back/forward/volume up/ volume down-and-pause/play-buttons iPod. It looks like that. Over there. Up. Yeah, that. See it? No, no, a little to the-no wait now it's the- wait yeah to to the left... yeah...uh-huh...see it's right-no, right about th- no see it says iPod. See it? With the apple with the bite taken out? Who's the one who takes the bite of the apple, anyway?
*has Family-Guy-like vision of something funny eating the apples*
Yeah...it's a mystery... Oh, wait, now it's not to the left anymore. Just look up. Well... yeah. Up. To the left and- oh wait up again. At least that's how it looks when I type it.
Ah, well, enough wasting-of-time chiz. Ooh, BTW! Thank you for looking up chiz. I gotta get off this blog and go chiz on mah beanbag chair for a while. Haha. It doesn't sound right, does it? It means chillax. XD But it seriously does not sound right...re-read that sentence...seriously...
My sister says it sounds like a word I shouldn't know. From a song I've heard I think I know what she means.
Click all who have headphones.
Of course I pretended I didn't know... XD Wewt.
Anyway, I have to leave. So, have fun with that song and I'll seeya layta! (BTW, that 'Balls to you' youtube link thing I posted, remember that? Yeah, that same guy introduced me to this slow-loading video. Wewt. XD)
*explodes, leaving behind a sign that says Kay, I'm done, leave. Go. Now. Seriously. Shanaynay will kill you if you don't get the chiz outta here.*

Pedrofurter Gon' Rape Yooouuu! XD

Yeeaaah. I, er, had some coffee and-
Doo-wop-bop-do-wop-do-wop-bam-boo!
-So, you know.
Anyway, the most wacked-up things happen in my confirmation class... One time we looked out the window and there were dogs, erm...well... when a man and a woman love each other very much...
*one long rambly speech about the growing body later*
And another time he talked about debauchery and orgies. Yeah. Today he was talking about how it was a sin to get drunk, and he seriously said "Shit-faced drunk."
Seriously.
And you know, the way he usually talks you'd never expect he had THAT up his sleeve. But, whatever, it's all good.
Hm... Let's see....
Oh, yesh. Yesh yesh yesh. I need to talk about..um...wait... crap I forgot.
...
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Ever heard the song Dr. Worm? Had that stuck in my head ALL DAY because the first thirty-or-so seconds of it was in a game I played on addictinggames.com.
They call me Dr. Worm.
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.
I'm interested in things.
I'm not a real doctor but I
Am a real worm I am
An actual worm.
I live like a worm.


Wewt.
(As a little good-bye gift for ya, imagine Pedro singing Sweet Transvestite dressed like Frankfurter. Yeah. XD)
*snaps out, then disappears before you can kill me for the mental image*

At the Late night, Double-Feature, Picture Shooowww!

I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wewt! It was AMAZING! And for the next few hours I was in a very singy-dancy mood! And now Ally is rewriting a PG-13 version with all them peeps in dat group picture I linked to from her very page in it! Except her. She left herself out because *bleeped out spoiler alert* so, yeah! I get to be a much younger, female version of the criminologist! Woo! Read Act 1!
If anybody else wants to read it, just comment and the next post will be a character list and Act 1! (As long as I can get Ally's permission, of course.)
Hm... I have inspiration... SInce I'm not at the right computer, I'll put that inspiration to work later. For now, back to watching stuff! Byeas!

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Mwuahahahaha.
Click for Elmo, Taco Bell, and penguins!

Must...postpone..homework...with...new...post....

Let's see... should we talk about how much I am of a nerd? Or maybe that I'm obsessed with YouTube? Or that The Midnighters series had a sad ending? Or...or...or... DIFFERENT LANGUAGES! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Ohayou. Comment vas tu? Ca va...Ca va... Ich habe durst. Ich seiben. Ja. Hasta luego! Sayanara.

That was a mix of the languages I learned in World Languages class. German, Spanish, French, and Japanese. Buuut...Now I'm back in health. TT.TT
Uuummmm..... Wanna know what it means? Too bad, because I'm pretty sure the people reading this already know anyways! Meh...Health made me almost late to next hour... that makes me sad.
Haha. We were watching "Mission to Mars" in science. My favorite part was when that guy got in the tornado thingy and got torn apart limb from limb after spinning around for a bit. Wewt!
I feel like uploading a picture...How 'bout this?

XD This was the first time I drew a group picture. An earlier version, before Terry, Anna, or even Jake came along! And... I really hope this isn't better than that new one 'cause that kinda freaks me out. XD

Ooh, here's the VERY FIRST thing I ever drew on MS paint. (with a base, of course)

It's Pedroooo! XD This was hard, too. Since I didn't have it saved right, I had to color it bit by bit. Not easy. Hm... Imma go off and be a nerd now. Peace! XD
*snaps out*

Woah. Wo-ho. Ho-ho. Woah. There are words. Right below this. WORDS?! GAH! WOOORRRDDDSSSS! *explodes*

Yeah, you see that title? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY GATORADE IS LEFT OUTSIDE AND I CAN'T DRINK IT! Indiana people. Winter. All Gatorade trembles in fear as they turn to delicious ice. THAT TASTES WATERY! TT.TT
Hm... that note aside, I WAS going to upload a picture for ya, but my friend Alice Rocker did that for me! And she even put down the description I sent her! So less work for me! YAY! (Also, since I know like three people are reading this or something, that means her blog just may turn from one or two to four or five! Eh? Eh?)
So, heres the linky-poo.
...
Um...okay...that was... Just... Never mind that.
JUST CLICK IT!
By the way I don't take FULL credit. Since I'm not good with drawing heads that are not pointy or look like potatoes. Or look like pointy potatoes. Anyway, because of that, I used a base. Go to deviantart.com and search something like 'group base' without the apostrophes, you'll find it. I made the hair and clothes and props, though.
I'm so happy!
Ooh, also, since the base didn't have enough people, I copied Lewis's head and drew a body under it to make Jake! XD I'm so proud of myself.
Well, gotta go see if that Gatorade's melted yet! If not, I gotta go stick it in the microwave. Seeya!
XD
*snaps out*
(That might be my thing. Since like half the people reading this know what the private joke is, well, pshyeah.)

Pointless Post

White knuckles!
Maybe it's not so bad.
(doo doo doo doo)
So let your hair down now
White knuckles!
Yeah maybe it's not so bad.
(doo doo doo doo)
So let it all come down!
 Wewt. Love that song. (White Knuckles by Ok Go)
Anyway... Stuff. And...other stuff. This post won't be long like the others. I'm just bored. And distracted. And chiz. And Pedro is still a girl. Woooot.
Hm. The people who I know are reading this blog all know what 5-Star is, right? Ye-yah. Can't wait! Actually... two of you are in my group! WEWT! Unless Taylor is reading...that makes three...and...um...yeah.
Hm.
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*snaps out a beat, backing away to the exit*
PEACE! *runs*

(Why did I run, may you ask? It's not because of an evil muffin invasion that I caused or anything! Heh...heh...heh... *sigh*)

Characters of Doom, Part 2, And Other Crap

Just like to add that I am drawing the characters as different genders... Mwuahahahaha.
Here is Pedro before and after!
Before:
After:

I shoulda made the girl-version's hair a bit darker, but what's done is done. Either way. Ha. He's a girl. X3 Working on Jake as I type... Mwuahahahaha. Anna, or, One-Who-Is-Shunned, will be EPICTICIOUSNESS as a guy, I'm sure. Hm. I would've typed my evil laugh again, but repetition in this case would be too annoying... Um... Ha.

That's enough on characters for now. Let's see, what can we do for the 'Other Crap' part, eh? Hmmmmm....
Ooh! Ooh! My friend, Beatle Chick, on this place, web, whatever the hello it is, didn't she say soemthing about...something?
Meh.
Anyway, I think it had to do with this book that I'm reading. (Remember this: I'm not advertising. Just... y'know...blabbing out whatever comes to mind, like us girls do.) It's called The Midnighters series. It's soooo cooooool! It's about these people who live on certain points in the earth who were born at midnight and can roam around during an extra hour of the day! SO EPIC! And there's this (erm, I'll keep my blog PG, so we'll just say-) bratty chick who can taste feelings and sorta read minds, this guy who can defy gravity, (yes, a Glee song was brought to mind) this chick who can do any math problem within like two minutes, this new girl who can bring technology into the extra hour, where it wouldn't normally work, and my favorite is the self-proclaimed leader of the group who can see if things have been touched by Midnight and who can read the ancient symbols from back when the creatures of Midnight roamed around during the day.
Woah, long sentence!
Anyway, and now in the third book of the series my favorite has gotten even epicer! Now he's half-human, and half of one of the beasts they all feared! He's taller and can sense weakness and STUFF! XD And he dun need glasses no more.
So yeah. I recommend it. XD

Hmm... anything else? Yes? No?

Ooh, what about that 'Bed Intruder' song? It's been stuck in my head CONSTANTLY lately...
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
And hide yo husband, 'cause he's rapin' everybody out there.
Haha. That poor guy had NO IDEA how epic that taunting would become. XD

Hmm... Anybody know who Shane Dawson is? Ain't he just the awesomest?!

That's enough for today. I think my huge green font may be giving you people headaches by now. Peace, home skillets!

(Geez, Ally, now you got ME talking like that! I'm as bad as Justin Beiber... Blegh.)

Characters of Doom

What do I talk about this time? Hm...
Ooh, I can talk about the, erm, "characters," (I guess you can call them,) that I have! I just edited a random picture to make it look like on of 'em! His name be Jake.

He all emo 'n crap. If you wanna know more about him, just contact me in some way, shape, or form. XD (BTW, I don't own the original picture. I just changed some colors and added the 'Jake' on picnik.com)
So, anyway, my characters (that I write stories about, of course) are as follows:
Pedro (big brother of Jake, in fact)
Jake
Anna
Jessie
Vincetta
Maggie (her story has been put on hold)
And some of my favorite extras would be:
Elody & Alody  (sisters and stalkers of Vincetta)
Avrella (little sister of Vincetta)
Jake (also emo, but not the same Jake as above. I know. I know. X3 )

So, anyway... Um... seriously, can somebody tell me what this "Labels:" box below this type-box thingy is all about? Gah, confuzzling.
Hm. Anyway, I'd like to explain the two characters I fuss over most:
Pedro and Jake.
Brothers. Also, voices in people's heads.
Yeah. You read that right.
They both used to live with their mom, then Pedro, the extremely temperamental one who gets mad at anything and everything, found a head of his own. Jake, who has remained home a little longer than he should've, visits to see what it's like to have a head, and apparently doesn't leave.
Haha. Freeloader.
Pedro is 17 and Jake is 1 year younger. Their dad is gone under sad circumstances, and I have (modestly, nudge nudge wink wink) put myself in the story as the head they reside in. Anna is also there, (stuck inside a brick wall) for reasons that will be explained later, but due to some Justin Beiber-related circumstances, she is currently being shunned and will not be talked to or about until she stops liking the little wanna-be freak.
Anyway, the weirdest things happen there. They are crazy, stupid, and will never make sense. Basically, it's based on the actual thoughts that go through this wacky-shack I call a head.
(For some reason, 'wacky-shack' reminded me of 'Love Shack,' which reminded me of Harry Potter. Yeah, I don't know either.
...
Love Shack! Baby, Love Shack!
Love Shack, baabyyyyy!)
Jessie is a one-eyed demon girl who lives in the human world and goes to high school with her mix-matched group of three friends and a creepy emo stalker dude, and Vincetta comes from the Underworld and must return with no memories of it whatsoever to save all three worlds, (Underworld, Overworld, and Middleworld, where we live)
And that is all the summary that they get. Maggie is some random nerd who doesn't believe in love, then meets the new kid who falls in love with her. And then I stopped writing.
Anyway, if this interests you at all, every one of these characters can be read about on my Fictionpress account. Just go to fictionpress.com, then click search, then scroll down that little list, then Search Author, then type suckishLEMONADE.
Or I could just give you the URL. Yeah, let's do that. XD
My Fictionpress Profile of Doooooom. And shtuff.
Click it! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Anyway, this seems like a long and rambling enough post. I hope I haven't bored you. OFF TO DO OTHER NERD THINGS!
(Pretend I just flew away in a superman pose. 'Kay? 'Kay.)
[SERIOUSLY! This labels box confuzzles meeeee! Oh, the eternal noob that is me is going to 'asplode.]

Woot Woot, First Post!

There's a lot of things, deep things, I could say to make a first impression. End of the world, depressing suicidal-ness, the meaning of a blog.
Ah, I'm just gonna wing it.
Sure, I could talk about hobos who got voice jobs, volcanoes in Yellowstone about to kill us all, massive bird and fish deaths that could mean something, but I've had enough of this political crap, or whatever it is, for one day.
So, welcome to Various Chiz, where I'll talk about random shtuff for no reason. It may be deep, it may be random, it may be stupid, and it may be nerdy. Comment if you want, stalk me if you want, it's all cool with me. Just don't hurt me, I'm armed. With...stuff. And bread. I COULD MAKE REALLY, REALLY HARD TOAST!
Hm...Ah, well, anyway, welcome to my blog, where the most important thing I'll probably have to say is three simple words:
(Or two words and a contraction)
What's your chiz?
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(By the way, what the heck is a label?)