5/22/12

Dgah

Daaaaggg this new layout is... new.
WOW HOW INSIGHTFUL AM I GEEWHIZ.
It's weird... and gonna be hard to get used to... if I ever decide to let this thing live.
Uhm, Homestuck has been having interesting updates... er...
YER A WIZARD HARRY.
Sorry. I'm done.
...
HAGRID YER POOSHIN' ME OVAH THA (FREAKIN') LAAIIIHNE.
...
NO A'HM NO'. YEW, AH A WIZAR'.
...
AH'LL GNAW YER ARM OFF, HAGRID!
...
LISTEN YOO, GET NEAR MAH AHM AND AH'LL SLAP YA CROSS THE FACE LIKE A LI'LE-
Okay I'm done. For reals. Sorry.
(I warn you, this video DOES contain about two seconds of explicit content.)

4/8/12

I apologize profusely!

Seriously.
Okay, so, due to a misunderstanding that I feel absolutely HORRIBLE about- I am a horrible person- I shall make this clear. I have only a few people who even know of this blog, and a few of them read this, yes? So, I have an estimate of probably five who would ever venture to read this the few times that I type onto this blog. And, as some of those five will know, one of my last posts was a complaint about complaints.
I want you glorious five people to know for sure that if I happen to be ranting about any specific people in this blog, it is NOT you. I would never talk about someone in a negative way if I knew they were going to know about it. Heck, I rarely talk about people in a negative way, especially not to other people. Except for celebrities. But they were BORN to be made fun of. And my family members every now and again, if I'm grumpy...
Anyway, you wonderful, wonderful people can be 100% certain that nothing bad in this blog, or anywhere that's written so vaguely, is about you. If I have an issue with you, I'll tell you straight up and hope we can come to an understanding. Either that or I'll just get over it and keep it to myself. I wouldn't be so stupid to practically tell it to your face. In fact, I think I need to apologize to the few I referred to in that post that may have offended you. It was cowardly of me to talk about them on the internet instead of talk to them personally about my issues; even if I didn't use names, that's disrespectful.
I know there's... about two of you who worried I may have meant them? I am SO sorry. Even coming from someone like me, that kind of thing being said can cause some hurt feels, and that is the last thing I want. So sorry you-know-who, (not Voldemort, I just don't want to use names in case that causes embarrassment.) And, even though judging by your comment it was just a fleeting thought, I still feel horrible for making it flee anywhere in your vicinity, sorry 'Alice!' ... And yes, that is Ke$ha. Heh... uh... You... you didn't see that there.
To free the songs possibly stuck in your head from even reading that word, here's a very pretty song about something only... one of you possible readers get the references of. Probably. I don't know what you people do in your free time.

4/1/12

GIF dump. WHAT ELSE IS NEW? :D










One of them isn't a GIF.
I clicked it whilst trying to click an actual magical moving flashy picture.
But it's still funny.
Laugh, damn you.

3/10/12

Okaaaaayyyy

I kinda feel like I've been more emo than happy in these posts lately. Though, "lately" isn't exactly a word you can use about this blog, due to the frequency of posts. Which is, no frequency at all, almost.
I'm just going to mention that, no, it's not because I'm getting moodier. I suppose it's just because I never feel like sharing thoughts unless they're about something depressing. When I'm happy I'd much rather go off and do something fun than think it all through. 'Cause really, why would you waste such a good mood on explaining things? In fact, I'm not in the best mood now, but I'll explain a few reasons why I should be, or rather, why being optimistic is sometimes good for a person.
Here's a theory of mine: What the sizzling heck is the point of complaining? Yeah, it's definitely nice to get crap off your chest every now and again, simply to let out some of the stress life puts on 'ya. But, seriously, those who complain all the time get very hard to talk to. For example, I can think of an immediate three people who do nothing but complain. Maybe four. Usually, before I come in contact with them, I'm in a fairly good mood. But, then, all they do when I start talking to them is complain about something. Or at least not say positive things.
And the thing about it is, it's the same thing over and over again! Always the same complaints from them, telling it to me like I didn't know they were having that problem already. After this, it just... it's like they're stealing my good mood from me. Then they don't even get in a good mood themselves after this talk, which would make it worth it. No, they just continue. See, this is an example of what your words can do to other people. Soon I'll be grumpy and ignore my friends, snap at my parents, and we're all getting grumpy. I get mad at people simply because they're mad at something trivial!
And, no, I'm not perfectly well-tempered, either. I have my moments of trivial aggressiveness, but I do try not to pass that on. If anybody notices me passing it on, please tell me. Immediately. Because I don't want to be like that.
Gosh, I still need to put that Batman poster up, dangit...
Well, there's a bit of that ranting done. The point of it was to say, what's the point of life if all you're going to do is complain about it? Sometimes people just take the good things for granted, act as if they're a given right. News flash, they're not. It'd be nice of you to stop focusing on all the bad things, then taking your self-given bad mood out on everyone else.
But what is the point of life, then? Yeah, it seems pretty trivial, doesn't it all? Sometimes there's just no point. You grow up, get an education, get a job and become just another part in the machine. There's gotta be something else we're missing here. Yep. And I think that's fun.
The meaning of life is fun.
Just have FUN! It's not difficult. I try to make everything I do about fun. I rarely get involved in drama, at least as rarely as I can help. And really, that just makes things more manageable. I plan to become successful in the future, if only to fund my fun. It will be magical.
OH SO VERY MAGICAL. MAN.
Hm. What else can I rant about here? With all of my self-centered thoughts and strange viewpoints that, at the most, two people will read. Because only two people care. And I thank those two for being there, because seriously, it's nice to just RANT. Also, if there were any more than two, it'd be extremely embarrassing.
Gosh, how long is this thing?
Don't say it.
I'm surprised you, dear half of my reading base, har har, have made it this far. You must either have fantastic endurance or absolutely nothing else to do for the next five minutes.
Have you finished your roots project yet? Almost done here...
GORILLAZGORILLAZGORILLAZHOMESTUCKGORILLAZGORILLAZBATMANGORILLAZ





2/17/12

So Bored

So bored.
So bored.
Reborn Gorillaz obsession.
Bled again.
Watched the blood go down the drain while I waited for mom to get home.
It was interesting.
So bored.
This song is nice...
The Plastic Beach game is hard.
So bored.
I don't care.
I just...
I don't even.
Alright.

1/7/12

This feels... STRAAANGE.

This. Typing. After so much... neglect of this thing. Well, I really don't have much to blog about. I have my angst-filled moments, heck yeah, but I'm not all that interesting, am I? My life is normal enough that this blog is basically just a bunch'a stuff I felt like rambling about at the moment.
Oh, yes, I've come to think of it as normal. Don't let that confuse you.
Wow, what a winter break. I've all but forgotten what it's like to be at school... I've been wearing the craziest outfits I can muster from my closet, just for an outlet, simply because I wouldn't have to be embarrassed of it in the hallways. Yes. I'm very fashion conscious. Surprising? Nah. Just a hobby.
I made SO MUCH SOAP.
Ally, ooh, hey, if you're reading this, I did something kind of awesome with your soap. My shell mold broke, so I made you this thing with a small, light colored circle of soap inside a large dark color circle. Yeah, you can't see it at first... probably should'a put the lighter stuff on the outside. Ah, well. It'll be all the more surprising when you get to the middle. You'll be like "OH LOOK THERE'S ANOTHER COLOR IN HERE. YEAH." Can you tell that I'm a bit hyper?
My gosh I'm rambling now. About things that... *gasp* No one cares about! Except that soap thing... maybe... Well I think it's pretty cool. I've already mentioned rambling, way up there, haven't I? Yes, I see it, about to be hidden by the next line. In fact, it left when I said the word 'about.' Oh, poor thing.
I'm addicted to a song. Called Pepper. If you wanna hear it, it's at the bottom of my playlist. Unless it's playing already. In that case, by all means, tell me. 'Cause that's really freaking awesome, mang! Like, really. Yeah. Also, addicted to No Children. It's much more depressing... but just as catchy! Hee.
Oh, gosh. I must go FEED my obsession. This is an obsession of horrible proportions... so, yeah. I'd better feed it. SO IT'LL GET BIGGER! Then smaller as I find a new baby to nurse... then the last one will get small and neglected and bitter... then when it grows up it'll bitch about how IT used to be the favorite, not that low-down whiny little NEW one. That was also replaced by a different one.
... Okay that extended metaphor was a bit disturbing. So I'll just leave you at that... thought. Then.

12/6/11

FW: The New, New Math


Fantastic point...





From: tcajpearson@comcast.net
To: leejenica@hotmail.com
Subject: FW: The New, New Math
Date: Tue, 6 Dec 2011 17:26:25 -0500

 

 

From: Mary Szydlowski [mailto:MSZYDLOWSKI@fcci-group.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:47 PM
To: Lynn at Home (lynndebusk@yahoo.com); balather@verizon.net; aklarsen@verizon.net; psperko@williamsparker.com; tcajpearson@comcast.net; patti927@cableone.net; srqkid@msn.com
Subject: The New, New Math

 

 

 

The New, New Math

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried... Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1960s:

1. Teaching Math In 1960s

 

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

 

2. Teaching Math In 1970s

 

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

 

3. Teaching Math In 1980s

 

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ?

      Yes or No

4. Teaching Math In 1990s

 

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

 

5. Teaching Math In 2000s

 

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).

 

6. Teaching Math In 2010

 

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

 

ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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11/20/11

I must share this with the world!

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/172/9/3/Avatar__Zuko_the_fire_lord_by_Go_Devil_Dante.swf
I used to love this show... I think I've just lost all of the serious feelings I've ever put into watching it, however. Just by seeing this. This...this... work of art.

11/3/11

Bored and Pissed

Not gonna take that plate up. Not gonna do it. I'ma rebel.
Finished math. Gonna draw. Gotta work on dat comic...
If I ever had a comic series, it'd be a bunch of different story lines with a bunch of different characters, maybe even intersecting stories sometimes. It'd be called "Uncrumpled Comics," or maybe even just "Uncrumpled." That'd be cool. But first I'd have to develop some type of art talent... *grabs giant pencil* TO WORK!
Why'm I pissed, you ask? Well if you've made it this far you've probably forgotten that you asked. Or you didn't ask in the first place. Which, honestly, I find more likely. I'm making a surprisingly low amount of mistakes, for how fast I'm typing. Sure, I've made a LOT, but I've erased them. And it's still a surprisingly low amount.
This has ended up a lot longer than I initially intended. So, I'm off.

Leave before he shoots you! I WON'T LOSE ANOTHER ONE! *pushes you out*

10/15/11

GIFfy goodness, for the sake of saying SOMETHING














If they don't move, try clicking them. Also,
Portal 2, dude, Portal 2.

8/11/11

Arguing With Yourself is Great, Ain't it?

Left: Not really. Nobody ever wins and you just keep rambling on until one of you gets bored.

Right: Did you notice how Google Chrome's spell check approves of the word 'ain't?' It's kind of sad. Teachers everywhere have been chanting about how "Ain't ain't a word," and now the ultimate source of information, as it goes, has given into the constant false use of the English language committed by random internet users. At least LOL still has the red squiggly line.

Middle: Who cares? Google is racist, you know. Not too long ago, you used to be able to type "a white person stole my car" and it would ask if you meant "a black person stole my car." Of course, ever since that joke came out, Google has been spammed with so many people trying to get in on it that it doesn't do it anymore. You can still find pictures, though.

Left: Well, ain't that just a cheap laugh?

Right: You're deliberately trying to make me mad, aren't you?

Left: UMADBRO?

Middle: *laugh*

Right: Honestly I'm surrounded by idiots.

Left: Which would mean you're also an idiot.

Middle: We're all the same thing, you know.

Right: I honestly don't care. I just want something to drink.

Left: Well you're not gonna get it.

Middle: I don't think I talk as much as you two do.

Left: You're not usually in the arguments. It usually starts as a long-winded disagreement between Right and I, that ends with ridiculous YOMOMMA jokes and "Nu uh, yu huh"'s until Jen gets bored.

Right: These lines have gotten really short, really fast.

Middle: Meh. I'm leaving now.

Left: Bye.

Right: I don't care. I just want to, I don't know, not listen to music that makes no sense. Change the song.

Left: You don't need to tell me to do it, we're the same freaking person.

Right: Meh. The song's almost over an- oh, wait, no, this is that one that goes on for a while once it sounds like it's done. Gosh dangit.

Left: *Shrug* I don't feel like talking anymore.

Right: Oh, it's done now. 

8/6/11

I Don't Like the Color White.

It's really unsettling... Anyway, put up a new poll. Many of you probably don't stay up late enough to know what I'm talking about in it, but it's there. I'm in another kind of melancholy mood, but I just had a Monster, so that should be gone within five minutes. So... There ya go. I'm just...rambling.

7/22/11

FUDGE YES!

 Beat Portal. BAM!
BWUAHAHAHAHA! I finally got over my fear of GLaDOS, but then my dad wanted me to wait to beat her so he could watch. So, days go by while dad gets home "too late" to watch me play, then goes swimming, and I get annoyed and anxious to play.
So, today, I'm done waiting. I did it. Died once because the cores kept being DIFFICULT, so the neurotoxins killed me just before I could get the anger core. Then I did it again, and won! AND, since I downloaded the game only recently, I got the new ending version instead of the old one, when the robot comes in and drags you away just before you pass out, so it can lead right into Portal 2.
Here's one part that got me excited.
Menu screen before you beat the game:
      
Menu screen after you beat the game: Click these for full view. 
And, if you wait long enough, you can see the late CC!
I'm so happy. I know it's nerdy, but I just really, really am happy. It's not often that I win anything, let alone a video game. So, you can imagine my happiness. 
I can't wait 'till my dad finally decides to not be too busy or tired to watch me destroy that evil monster of a robot woman, so I can show off my skills. (The little skills I have.)
My emo mood has been put off for a while! WOOT!

7/20/11

AH SHIZNUGGET!!!

Fricken' frackin' fracky fracker. And a bucket of fricken fracky fracksauce.
Oh, bother.
Fricking fracking emo mood! AGAIN! Starting to piss me off a bit...
Not that anyone gives a chuzlet, here's a status update from me.
  • Got a friend obsessed with JtHM. Win.
  • In front of GLaDOS's chamber and too much of a wuss to go in. Fail.
  • Downloading random free game off of Steam for no real reason. Neutral.
  • Downloading eleven minute YouTube video just to use about five seconds of it for my own video. Fail.
  • Side hurts possibly from not eating, but I'm too emo-y to eat. Fail.
  • Then I ate something and now feel worse. Double fail.
  • Feel horrible for not swimming with my grandmother today because of my whiny little ingrate attitude. Fail.
  • Left my phone elsewhere. Fail.
  • Too much of a loser to do anything but sit down and do nothing all day. Fail.
  • Just realized all of that isn't that bad and I really am just being a whiny emo brat. Fail.
So as you can see... not in a good mood. 8 fail, 1 win, 1 neutral. Why am I even fricking posting this?! Geez. I don't know. Ich.
I'll, er...put some random picture on here and leave. There you go. Now there's a reason.

7/15/11

Yes. Yes I am.

Am what? I dunno. Anyway, I'm going to do two things for you here. First, I am going to give you a little poem I found on the slightly smudged walls of Portal.
Because I could not stop
for DEATH,
He kindly stopped for me
The cube had food and maybe ammo
[garbled, most likely 'for'] immortality

Not in cruelty,
Not in wrath,,
The REAPER came today;
An ANGEL visited
this gray path,
And took the cube away.
Okay, and that second thing is...this.

Okay, okay, and this.
Fine, fine. This too. But that's it.

We done here? Okay. Now I'm gonna check and make sure the moving ones work. (Don't worry, the last one's not supposed to move.)

7/8/11

This is for Gerty

I really need to catch up reading all everyone's blogs...I've been neglecting my account...but I'm too lazy right now. XD I need to finish a chapter of something. EPILOGUE chapter. WOO.

This is for Gerty

I really need to catch up reading all everyone's blogs...I've been neglecting my account...but I'm too lazy right now. XD I need to finish a chapter of something. EPILOGUE chapter. WOO.

6/21/11

Humpteh Dumpteh ain't no smarticle.

What. The heck. Did I just say? Er, type. Er, think. Er, pronounce. Proclaim? State? GNAH.
They totally didn't give me sugar. Heh.
Well, anyways, new poll up. Since this site is all stupid sometimes, forgetting some words in titles, the question is something like "What kind of nerd do you be?" Don't be shy, we're all nerds. In our own little obsessive ways.
...
I like paper.
I shall leave you with a horrible truth.

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