Left: Not really. Nobody ever wins and you just keep rambling on until one of you gets bored.
Right: Did you notice how Google Chrome's spell check approves of the word 'ain't?' It's kind of sad. Teachers everywhere have been chanting about how "Ain't ain't a word," and now the ultimate source of information, as it goes, has given into the constant false use of the English language committed by random internet users. At least LOL still has the red squiggly line.
Middle: Who cares? Google is racist, you know. Not too long ago, you used to be able to type "a white person stole my car" and it would ask if you meant "a black person stole my car." Of course, ever since that joke came out, Google has been spammed with so many people trying to get in on it that it doesn't do it anymore. You can still find pictures, though.
Left: Well, ain't that just a cheap laugh?
Right: You're deliberately trying to make me mad, aren't you?
Left: UMADBRO?
Middle: *laugh*
Right: Honestly I'm surrounded by idiots.
Left: Which would mean you're also an idiot.
Middle: We're all the same thing, you know.
Right: I honestly don't care. I just want something to drink.
Left: Well you're not gonna get it.
Middle: I don't think I talk as much as you two do.
Left: You're not usually in the arguments. It usually starts as a long-winded disagreement between Right and I, that ends with ridiculous YOMOMMA jokes and "Nu uh, yu huh"'s until Jen gets bored.
Right: These lines have gotten really short, really fast.
Middle: Meh. I'm leaving now.
Left: Bye.
Right: I don't care. I just want to, I don't know, not listen to music that makes no sense. Change the song.
Left: You don't need to tell me to do it, we're the same freaking person.
Right: Meh. The song's almost over an- oh, wait, no, this is that one that goes on for a while once it sounds like it's done. Gosh dangit.
Left: *Shrug* I don't feel like talking anymore.
Right: Oh, it's done now.
Right: Did you notice how Google Chrome's spell check approves of the word 'ain't?' It's kind of sad. Teachers everywhere have been chanting about how "Ain't ain't a word," and now the ultimate source of information, as it goes, has given into the constant false use of the English language committed by random internet users. At least LOL still has the red squiggly line.
Middle: Who cares? Google is racist, you know. Not too long ago, you used to be able to type "a white person stole my car" and it would ask if you meant "a black person stole my car." Of course, ever since that joke came out, Google has been spammed with so many people trying to get in on it that it doesn't do it anymore. You can still find pictures, though.
Left: Well, ain't that just a cheap laugh?
Right: You're deliberately trying to make me mad, aren't you?
Left: UMADBRO?
Middle: *laugh*
Right: Honestly I'm surrounded by idiots.
Left: Which would mean you're also an idiot.
Middle: We're all the same thing, you know.
Right: I honestly don't care. I just want something to drink.
Left: Well you're not gonna get it.
Middle: I don't think I talk as much as you two do.
Left: You're not usually in the arguments. It usually starts as a long-winded disagreement between Right and I, that ends with ridiculous YOMOMMA jokes and "Nu uh, yu huh"'s until Jen gets bored.
Right: These lines have gotten really short, really fast.
Middle: Meh. I'm leaving now.
Left: Bye.
Right: I don't care. I just want to, I don't know, not listen to music that makes no sense. Change the song.
Left: You don't need to tell me to do it, we're the same freaking person.
Right: Meh. The song's almost over an- oh, wait, no, this is that one that goes on for a while once it sounds like it's done. Gosh dangit.
Left: *Shrug* I don't feel like talking anymore.
Right: Oh, it's done now.
