Oh. Effin. Yes. XD

I MADE IT MAHSELF! XD (I doubt you care, but if you do, click for full view.)

It took VERY long...

I am SO Confused.

That's how I is. AAND I'm starting to go a little philosophical again. HELP! But I did just laugh like a maniac on the phone...I hope a wrong number calls me so I can laugh at them, too. That would be fun.
MEH. I should be writing more on mah story. But it's so...FLUFFY. TOO. FLUFFY. And I'm really confused...about...stuff.
MEH.
I don't like confuzzlement. Will somebody punch me in the head until I get amnesia? And then maybe buy me the game Amnesia? Please? It looks fun, and I already know how to get through it.
MEH. AGAIN.
I'm gonna go write and play Universe Sandbox. Or maybe Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony. I dunno. But Tony is funny.
And Gerty: I looked in the mirror, and that emo face does NOT make me look like the lead singer of Gorillaz. I have a plastic spoon to prove it. So there. :D
BYE!
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WHERE IS THE ORANGE BUTTON?! Oh, there it is.

How to Handle Police Officers

"Er, problem, officer?"
"You're going to have to turn your vehicle around, sir, this is a gated community."
"Yeah, uh, I am a pretty little flower. Like a prom date. Maybe?"
"This is a GATED COMMUNITY."
"Enjoy the silence- are you for supper?"
"Um..this...is...a GATED. COMMUNITY."
"TURTLES! Now let's go dream about little breaded chicken fingers!"
*officer's head explodes*

The Absolute Truth

Un día sin ser explotado es un día sin sol. Usted sabe que es verdad. Tú lo sabes.  

Best of Me

Here it is! The song I think relates to me at my best. If you wanna listen to it, it's number 73 on that overly long play list below. It's called I'm Alive by Becca, and yes, I know the play list adds an unnecessary slash in the name. There's nothing I could have done to fix that. XP
By the way, when I add these bar things [] they don't really say it, I'm just adding comments about musical breaks and stuff...

Lyrics be these:
[Effin' awesome guitar solo intro]

Nothin' I say comes out right
I can't love without a fight
No one ever knows my name
When I pray for sun, it rains
I'm so sick of wasting time,
But nothin's moving in my mind
Inspiration can't be found,
I get up and fall, but

I'm alive!
I'm alive! Oh, yeah,
Between the good and bad's where you'll find me,
Reachin' for heaven!
I will fight,
And I'll sleep when I die.
I live,
My life,
I'm Alive!

Every lover breaks my heart
And I know it from the start
Still I end up in a mess,
Every time I second-guess.
All my friends just run away,
When I'm havin' a bad day.
I would rather stay in bed but I know there's a reason

I'm alive!
I'm alive! Oh, yeah,
Between the good and bad's where you'll find me,
Reachin' for heaven!
I will fight,
And I'll sleep when I die!
I live,
My life,
I'm alive!

[Oh, yeah, time for the breakdown!]
When I'm bored to death at home,
When he won't pick up the phone,
When I'm stuck in second place,
Those regrets I can't erase.
Only I can change the end
Of the movie in my head
There's no time for misery,
I won't feel sorry for me!

I'm alive!
I'm alive! Oh, yeah,
Between the good and bad's where you'll find me,
Reaching for heaven!
I will fight,
And I'll sleep when I die,
I live,
My life,
oh!

I'm alive!
I'm alive! Oh, yeah,
Between the good and bad's where you'll find me,
Reaching for heaven!
I will fight,
And I'll sleep when I die!
I live,
My hard life!
I live,
My life,
I'm alive!
[Epic outro where the guitar does this... thing! Oh, always gives me chills....XD]


Yep. I always agree with pretty much everything this lady yells in my ear, and I love it! It really does inspire me when I'm feeling sad, you know? Well, I can't quite remember what I thought the 'worst of me' song would be, so I'll do a bit more research with that and get back to you.
I'm so happy with the results for this challenge! Some of you I haven't read and listened to yet, but I'll get on that over the weekend. Thanks for acknowledging my existence and I'll talk to you all later! Promise. =)

Because of my boredom I'll add this...

I doubt you care, but you can find out what that show is by Googling the information about it that I gave you. I tried it. It wasn't the first suggestion, but it was pretty dang close. XD

Oh, Crap, Not Again

Lookit dat. In an emo mood again. That sucks eggs. Rotten little purple-colored Easter eggs with one of those little yellow squiggles around the middle.
Anyway, I wish I wasn't so boring. It's true! I am boring. I spend my Saturdays playing with a planet simulator and going over to a friend's house for no reason happens, like, once a year. Being socially awkward is not fun.
Another thing I want to rant on about for no reason because you probably couldn't care less is that I have a new favorite show. (LONG SENTENCE POWER!) Well, it's not my favorite show, really. It's my third-favorite animated show and my first-favorite animated show for adults. I won't mention the name. I don't know why. Either way, it's effin hilarious and it's still managed to keep an interesting plot. Like the pedophile who bodyguards the two main characters, who happen to be young teenagers. Yay! It's fun to watch him freak out all the time.
Hm...tape-air tastes funny...
Well, while I'm here, I think I have an idea. I'm going to challenge you people again! This time, the challenge is to find two songs and put their name and lyrics in a blog post. One song will describe you at your best, the other at your worst. Don't be shy, we're all friends here!
Most people haven't been on in a while, so I'm going to spread the word to the people at school. They'll be able to spread it to those I don't see at school (you know who you be (yay bad grammar and double-parentheses!)) and maybe we can have as good results as the 10 things challenge!
I don't have my "Song at my worst" yet (it's on the tip of my tongue) so I'll just wait for someone else to take charge and make the example. Don't hold back! This is going to be fun! Also, I still have that yak.
SO, subtle threats aside, just...just do it. Kay? KAY?! AGH stupid coffee. It's really annoying to be depressed and hyper at the same time. I'm starting to think all poetic but I still want to make random "MAH?!" sounds and yell at inanimate objects.
Still, it's fun to be weird.
Oh, and by the way, since I haven't obsessed about it to you people for a while...
GORILLAZGORILLAZGORILLAZGORILLAZGORILLAZ.
That'll do for now. AND THEY MAY NOT BE REAL TO YOU, GERTY, BUT THEY'RE REAL TO ME! I'm going to go take out my emo-ness on one of my other personalities. BYE!
By the way, new poll up. I need to see some answers! Also, if you have a different idea, comment! I wanna see 'em.

PleasePleasePlease

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNEFxb9YoVM&feature=BFa&list=FLWZpxROCfyEU&index=36
Please watch this! I don't know this guy at ALL (other than being a fan) but this video deserves more views...XD I know it's incredibly long, but you don't have to listen to all of it...Just...yeah. I know it's weird but someone commented that it deserves more views than it has and I agree.
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For this post to have some relevance to anything, I'll say something about my day.
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My shirt got wet because I stood in the rain for a full 2 minutes, so I changed into an uncharacteristically girly blouse. And (however embarrassing this may be) I really like this blouse. I know, I'm scared too! Anyway...Hello to all...Did you guys get annoyed with the maintenance yesterday, too? Couldn't log on...and now Fictionpress won't effin let me update my story! IT'S AT A SUSPENSEFUL MOMENT. ERGH.
Okay, enough idiotic teen angst focused on the wrong details of life. XD Byeeeee! ERGH...THE BLOUSE...IT'S...TAKING CONTROL...OF MY MIIINNNDDD!

For Gerty/Mrs. McCartney/Ho

Here's that t. A. T. u. song! XD I suggest low volume, but it's not too horrible. Just SLIGHTLY suggestive in the chorus.

Remember to turn off my playlist below before clicking this slightly awesome but overly long sentence, okayyy?
OKAYZ. XD So...um...heh...

Nuns are Epic

Wooo, oooh, oooh, oooh, hoo. Wooo, oooh, oooh, oooh, hoo. Wooo, oooh, oooh, oooh, hoo. Wooo, oooh, oooh- Barbra Streisand. 

Hmph.

GAR.