5/26/11

How to Handle Police Officers

"Er, problem, officer?"
"You're going to have to turn your vehicle around, sir, this is a gated community."
"Yeah, uh, I am a pretty little flower. Like a prom date. Maybe?"
"This is a GATED COMMUNITY."
"Enjoy the silence- are you for supper?"
"Um..this...is...a GATED. COMMUNITY."
"TURTLES! Now let's go dream about little breaded chicken fingers!"
*officer's head explodes*

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